Oh dear... help us... Professor Challenger, can you explain this? Here... in this... this- place. All my seperate literary identitieses seems to be seperating. Curse us and crush us! -but not us. How incovinient. Maybe Tom could help us. Only Gollum's happy that he now has full right to speak of himself, us, in the plural now. But apart from the binding mind of Aaron, we're becoming -UnBound!!!

I shall formally challenge whoever is responsible for this mess! He shalt be changed into a toad! Eventually, I will reveal myself to that half-Jedi and have our revenge! Curse you and crush you, you writerses! You burns us!