I agree with Watson, sans the "shut up Holmes" thing. I cannot ask for Holmes to shut up. He taught me how to use the word "sans."

I shall write a novel come November. Probably on the issue of how the poor can cast off their poverty and rise up to the very heights of human greatness, but I shall tackle other social issues as well. It should be fun. And I expect all of you to read it and give me honest feedback when the month is over.

STOP EDGING AWAY, STORMFIELD! HERE, ALLOW ME TO SHATTER A MUG ON YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!

Now, I only hope I can deal with that Darth Merlin what's-his-ugly-face character before I have to spend all my time writing...